Quest for a handphone

For me, be it Iphone, Nokia or whatever it is.. the requirement is quite simple.

Must:

1) Rock hard solid Operating System
2) No or Less java based Application
3) With the ability to text and call.
4) Camera but not a fancy one.
5) With universal battery charger.
6) Wifi / Bluetooth enable that meets I3E standard.
7) That have email client that support OWA/POP3S/STMPS.


Extra:

1) Mobile accounting package that can be synced back to normal Accounting Application such as GnuCash.
2) That can export/import phone book into csv format.
3) Can be sync easily to a pc / macbook.
4) That can run Karmetasploit . ( Am i asking too much? )